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wink shared a note by Tim Chase Oct 22, 2026

Me: Psst, babe, wake up!

Her: hon, what is it? It's 2:15am and I have to get up early for work

Me: but the avocado is ripe right *now*

wink shared a note by Cursed Silicon Oct 22, 2026

Philomena: Some people have been writing PHP for over 20 years. Is that because it's particularly difficult to finish?

Expert: No, software is constantly evolving.

Philomena: So they've been writing the same website for 20 years?

Expert: No, different projects.

Philomena: Have they tried finishing one before starting another?

Expert: That's not how software development works.

Philomena: My mate Paul spent 20 years building a shed. Turned out he was just an alcoholic.

Expert: Right.

Philomena: Is PHP like that?

EDIT: Hey please read the post attached below <3 you're all wonderful and I'm glad this post made so many critters smile

wink posted Oct 21, 2026

Happy "why don't you fix it yourself?" day to all entitled consumers and #hugops to everyone affected.

wink shared a note by Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) Oct 21, 2026

"What's it like to work in IT security?"

wink shared a note by Claire McNab Oct 18, 2026

A screenshot of a tweet from The Onion ([@]TheOnion) positioned above a photograph. The tweet text reads, "Protestors Criticized For Looting Businesses Without Forming Private Equity Firm First bit.ly/2AeY0zK". The photograph depicts a person in a dark hooded sweatshirt and blue jeans using a sledgehammer to strike a glass door. Shattered glass is visible on the ground and within the door frame.

Congrats to #TheOnion

https://bit.ly/2AeY0zK

wink posted Oct 16, 2026

I've had nothing but great results with Deno so far, but I wanted to self-host a snippet written by someone else and it's a few years old and included a direct import from some CDN, and this doesn't work anymore right now - the imported lib is not on JSR (but on npm) and I've not really had the nerve to try to untangle this (yes, all my deno stuff so far was 100% handwritten or from stdlib).

Maybe I'll get to it, it's just a small tool but I'm a little disappointed. Not in Deno, or the original author, just that maybe this is the first time where it's just as bad as everywhere else if you can't vendor your deps easily.

wink shared a note by realgreendress Oct 12, 2026

I like hyperbole more than anyone else in the world.

wink posted Sep 14, 2026

For all the internet famous people who seem to come out in favour of Omarchy, so far I'm very happy to see that no one I'm following or having regular contact with has self-identified.

wink shared a note by InOtterNews Sep 2, 2026

A photograph of a brown otter named Steve standing on its hind legs and leaning against a tree trunk in a softly lit forest clearing.
Baked-in text:
“The past tense of William Shakespeare would be Wouldiwas Shookspeared.”
“#SteveThoughts”

Thanks for that, Steve...

wink posted Sep 11, 2026

Mostly done with replacing neovim with Vim Classic on all machines. Trialing emacs-bedrocks with evil-mode on my work machine in the meantime.