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"warum bist du mit zwei großen Landmaschinen zur Arbeit gefahren? Streikst du heute?"

"Nein nein, ich brauche das für die..."

"Sag. Es. Nicht."

"... Zwei-Traktor-Authentifizierung"

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winklorddimwit
wink shared a note by lorddimwit Jan 6, 2024

What idiot called it Uber XL and not Van Hailin’?

#pun #music

winkionchy :meowcowboy:
winkSir Dankalot
wink shared a note by Sir Dankalot Jan 1, 2024
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TFW some tab makes a low blip noise and you only hear it through the headphones somewhere on your desk, and don't know which thing it was. Usually it's Mastodon then because that's a little lower than Discord and beeps less often, so if I can't say what it is, then it's probably that. ARGH.

winkente
wink shared a note by ente Dec 28, 2023

Bored? Just learn how to read QR codes without device.

winkMostlyHarmless

It's some sort of Anarchist plot.

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> Only the original version of "Last Christmas" applies, the player can listen to remixes and covers of the song

I thought I'd lost Whamageddon today, but I'm still in for the home stretch!

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wink shared a note by netneladno Dec 17, 2023

winkSara Joy :happy_pepper: