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wink shared a note by Dickenhobelix Jan 9, 2024

"warum bist du mit zwei großen Landmaschinen zur Arbeit gefahren? Streikst du heute?"

"Nein nein, ich brauche das für die..."

"Sag. Es. Nicht."

"... Zwei-Traktor-Authentifizierung"

<Handgemenge>

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wink shared a note by lorddimwit Jan 6, 2024

What idiot called it Uber XL and not Van Hailin’?

#pun #music

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wink shared a note by Dgar Jan 1, 2024
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TFW some tab makes a low blip noise and you only hear it through the headphones somewhere on your desk, and don't know which thing it was. Usually it's Mastodon then because that's a little lower than Discord and beeps less often, so if I can't say what it is, then it's probably that. ARGH.

winkente
wink shared a note by ente Dec 28, 2023

Bored? Just learn how to read QR codes without device.

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It's some sort of Anarchist plot.

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> Only the original version of "Last Christmas" applies, the player can listen to remixes and covers of the song

I thought I'd lost Whamageddon today, but I'm still in for the home stretch!

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wink shared a note by netneladno Dec 17, 2023

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