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winkmauve
wink shared a note by mauve Feb 15, 2023

Remember, when the internet gets disbanded, don't blame Hasbro Interactive. They had nothing to do with it.

From the back of my Master of Orion II disc.

winkRoxi Horror 💀🌸

People who prefer ketchup over mustard are annoying because as soon as you say you like mustard, they go on and on about how much they hate it. Like, okay. You have the same flavor palette you had when you were 5 but that doesn’t mean you should insult what I put in my coffee.

winkUncle Duke
wink shared a note by Uncle Duke Feb 10, 2023

“I took care of your clown problem.”

winktef
wink shared a note by tef Feb 10, 2023

deeply upset that my "installing my software and buying my support contracts" talk was rejected from the tech conference

alas i'll only be able to give the exact same talk at four other confs this year

winkSara Safavi
wink shared a note by Sara Safavi Feb 9, 2023

accidentally wrote "saad" instead of "saas" in a text to my partner; they immediately coined "Software as a Disappointment"

and honestly, where is the lie

winkthe happy leftist

Best Venn diagram ever

winkEhud
wink shared a note by Ehud Feb 8, 2023

Tired: if you’re not paying then you are the product.
Wired: if you’re not paying then you’re the training set.

winkCat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw:

IF YOU LIKE YELLING YOU WILL LOVE SQL!

winkBabechamel :butterfly_trans:

Writer's block implies writer's parry and writer's dodge

winkMissing The Point

Choosing a Mastodon instance is easy once you understand each instance’s values, customs, belief systems, and inter-instance alliances and feuds dating back 1,000 years.